So this month has been a bit lame, and by this month I mean the last 6 weeks. Yes, the update is late this month, for this dear reader(s) I apologise, the reasons are both small and many, and you’ll work them out once you’ve said this literary masterpiece.
Firstly I would like to thank everyone’s L337 friends for exposing a security issue with our previous forum software and hacking it. I had to abandon my girlfriend and drive home 200 miles to sort it out – THANKS. So we’ve changed to the rather nice phpBB, I say nice, I do of course mean free and reasonably secure. On the plus side, I hear the guy who hacked us has penile problems, so I guess he has his reasons for such antisocial behaviour.
I’ve got over that now though, and concentrated on being excessively busy all of the time; you guys should try it, it’s fairly ace. To account for this, I’ve added Smarch to the Wakinglimb calendar in true Simpson’s style. Yes, I know you’re thinking that having a 13th month and dragging September out to 6 weeks doesn’t really make sense, surely if I’m dragging out September it’d make more sense if there were 11 months… This is true, but if we play by these rules we’ll never have time of the Scotchtober issue and all of our Scottish readers will be sad and lame… more so.
Anyway, you get the point, it’s been a busy Smarch season, I’ve been working rather hard and I’ve had a baby. Yes, that’s right I gave birth last week to a beautiful baby boy… and by I, I mean Wakinglimb, but since the change of software I’m now Slippermonkey, so to avoid further confusion Tigershark and his wife had a baby! Thomas or Topcat as he’s known can be seen below looking awesome and small. Congratulations to him and his months of sleepless nights.
In other news this month, Will came out, and by came out I mean of course, moved out of home and into a flat of his own. I just bottled fake outing Will on the internet for the 63rd time, I’m slightly disappointed in myself.
Onto the crux of this article: THE CRUX.
I’m glad I managed to get that out of the way. In addition to working hard and not managing to update the site on time, I’ve also managed to play to make time (reassign time I should have been spent doing this) to playing a vast amount of Winning Eleven 9: UE on PSP, review to follow next update. I’m not going to comment on it too much, suffice to say it’s like playing Pro Evo on the move… you have been warned people, get whatever you want to do for the rest of the year out of the way now.
That’s my ramble for the month; all that is left to be said is VOTE ALBA SHE DOESN’T POUT.
Thanks x x